That Hit Him Like A Piano Nan Bromine. Current teenager with a head stuck in the 50's. Single and longing for cuddles. In love with men twice my age. Artist. Writer. Fangirl. Sarcastic, original, fighting hipster urges. I steal my sister's clothes because mine don't fit. I sleep with a bat because the Bear Jew showed me it was the only way to be safe. Aspiring to be a film critic and a stand up comedian. I write jokes in my free time and parody songs. I make music videos. This blog is about my life. Mostly the bad parts and some memes. Check out my FanFiction Journal for the fandoms I write and the kinks I adore. Add me as a friend and I'll add you back.
Don't Live Like Those Dead People Do DREAMS: Stand up comedian, writer, film critic, actress, book illustrator, animator, comic artist for a major comic book company MEN: Christoph Waltz, Eli Roth, Brad Pitt, Daniel Tosh, Robert Downey Jr, Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Hugh Laurie, David Tennant, Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Bret McKenzie, Jemaine Clement, BJ Novak, Edward Norton. WOMEN: Mila Kunis, Mélanie Laurent, Kristen Bell, Katie Homes, Tina Fey, Tig Notaro, Emily Deschanel, Winona Ryder, Helena Bonham Carter
I Disappear MOVIES: Inglourious Basterds, District 9, Sherlock Holmes, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Beetlejuice, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, National Lampoon's Vacation, Kill Bill, Iron Man, Spiderman 2, The Dark Knight, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Lilo and Stitch, Toy Story, Lion King, Zombieland MUSIC: Straylight Run, Avenged Sevenfold, Coldplay, Flight of the Conchords, Good Charlotte, MEST, Bowie, Dethklok, Owl City BOOKS: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Scarlet Letter, Fahrenheit 451, Great Gatsby, A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, Heart of Darkness, Watchmen